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Facebookism

Facebookism: ~when a person lives in a world revolving around themselves. Applying all Facebook posts good or bad to themselves.
She lives in a world of Facebookism.
by Splendor April 11, 2009
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a place where you're friends with the people you hate
Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
by DancingAndy May 9, 2011
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A social media that was supposed to be used for getting to know people and getting in touch with friends, but now is used by sassy middle-aged women with wine addictions and post minion pictures with captions.
Facebook isn't what it used to be
by JD-Puffy April 21, 2017
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Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.
Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!
by booty-raider December 26, 2011
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Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.
Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.
by UnXiled March 19, 2011
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A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction

Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K

Speaker: That is.... correct?
by smileychick December 11, 2011
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Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority
Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
by chiddy3 November 18, 2011
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