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fridgesexual

when you have a wet dream about a fridge, and suddenly, you can't look at fridges the same. you are now horny for fridges. just don't go around fucking any mini fridges, you hear me?
Jos: "Remember when Maro told us about his wet dream about a fridge?"

Phons: "Yeah! He's a fridgesexual."
by swagn May 15, 2020
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food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."
by p0tassium February 25, 2009
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Fridged

1) To be shut out in the cold by family, friends, significant other, etc.

2) To have sex with held.
3) Smacked with a fridge.
Damn, that bitch totally just fridged your ass!
by TJRIZZLE November 28, 2009
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Fridge

Anyone from Shenendehowa HS knows that the fridge is 'a place to go sit and chill'
Hurry, up, Danny said he'd meet us at the fridge!
by Jackie December 7, 2004
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The fridge is in the kitchen

This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!
Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.
by Proper. March 5, 2009
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fridged

to be pressed or restrained against a fridge by a boy because you have never watched a cartoon about a yellow sponge.
Mary got totally fridged by Jacob last week. the ice cream melted, it was so steamy!
by Bob.s February 28, 2021
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frigget

A cross between a fag and a idiot.
Damn, Kevin is a frigget.
by God November 26, 2006
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