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A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!
flooser by lyngus April 21, 2005
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Flipstar 

Another way of calling hiphop-inclined, gangster-like or superstar Filipinos.
Eugenia: Who's a flipstar?
Niko: Manny Pacquiao, Roscoe Umali, Bruno Mars!! Flipstars are all over!!
Flipstar by nikstuhh March 15, 2011

pack up your flaps 

To give suggestion that now might be a good time to start to make preparations for removing themselves from their current surroundings.

To advise some one to leave.

Since Timothy was unhappy with the look of his mail order bride, he told that bitch to “Pack up your flaps and go back to Russia.”

swingin' on the flippety flop 

"u gna be swingin' on the flippety flop this weekend??"

pop n flop 

Verb- When a male individual pops the tip of his genital and after waiting several seconds, flops out the remainder including his testicles.
Tracy:"Hey Betty, isnt that your husband doing the pop n flop?"
pop n flop by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

spaghetti flip-flop 

A woman has an anal prolapse and indulges in doggy style sex. The sound of her entrails hitting your bullocks is known as a spaghetti flip-flop.
I slept with this bird last night; her colon was hanging out of her arse so I partook in a spaghetti flip-flop.
spaghetti flip-flop by SmallNet February 8, 2017