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Expansion

What if our conceptualization of the shape in which the universe expands is entirely wrong?
Hym "Ok, so everybody has probably seen the picture of the expansion of the universe as it relates to the big bang, right? If not, look it up quick. It's like a Kamehameha of spacetime. But WHAT IF... There is a 4th dimension... Right? Now, I know that's not profound or original... YET! Ok!? I'm getting to that part! Stay with me! So, imagine the way in which this 4th dimension exists... Allows for every point in the universe... To be considered the edge of the universe... So, when a star collapses... And creates a black hole... It's like a hole in a balloon... So the contents of the universe are spilling out into the not-universe... Even though it doesn't look like the black hole is at the edge... And the REASON... that smaller stars don't create black holes... Is that they don't generate enough force to pop the balloon... And you could say "Well, we've seen 2 black holes collide so how could 2 balloon holes interact with eachother in that way" and there the balloon analogy breaks down.... But I think it's and interesting concept. That the universe is both expanding and deflating at the same time and as stars collapse and turn into black holes... Eventually, there will be a tipping point where the rate of deflation supersedes the rate of expansion and begins to collapse back in on itself... It's kind of like oscillating universe theory except I have a 4th dimension that does whatever I need it to do to allow for oscillating universe..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.
Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.
Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.
by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023
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expand your domain

Expanding someone’s domain means to expand their butt. It is a sexual threat to rape a person. Hopefully a person is joking when using this phrase.
“I’m gonna expand your domain.”
by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru March 11, 2024
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expo

Expo is an abbreviation for 'exponentially' and signifies something infinitely positive. Just as the exponential function ascends boundlessly, 'expo' conveys an essence of limitless growth to extreme positive. Additionally, it can serve as a negative descriptor, exemplified by 'unexpo.' This term denotes the antithesis of 'expo,' employed to characterize unfavorable aspects, which are infinitely negative.
Your volleyball serve today was really expo.
The style of this dude is so expo.

Today I'm feeling really unexpo.
If I fail this test the conversation with my parents will be so unexpo.
by DefinitelyNotMigh April 1, 2024
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expodubiously

i need that man expodubiously!
by liluziavert April 20, 2024
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Eponheimer

(Noun)This word is used to describe top tier glazing, "dick riding" as popular urban culture terms it. It's a mashup of the word "Epon" in yoruba (which is used to refer to a man's genitalia) and Oppenheimer (which is from the movie about the father of the atomic bomb).

Eponheimer (Epnhmr) is used to describe magnanimous glazing, as of the scale of an atomic bomb.
Eponheimer!! 😭

Nah this is epnhmr at it's finest
by anonymous June 6, 2024
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