toxic ex

That one ex that you should MOST DEFINITELY not go back to.

that toxic ex just keeps coming back

by vcnusx November 24, 2021

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ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.

Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.

by ......................! May 6, 2010

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ex-phemera

ex·phem·er·a

noun

Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.

Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.

by Adri33 January 2, 2018

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ex-popular

Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.

guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"

guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"

by frenchfry333 March 10, 2014

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