Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit

Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.

by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020

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by AHHHHHKAZOOSLMFAO April 16, 2020

excuse me

something joshua says

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh

by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020

Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020

Excluded

Raging homo but loves playing minecraft but cant play minecraft cause hes banned LOL so instead he sits in minecraft discord screaming CHECK BUFFERS

Excluded screams check buffers but no on answers excluded gets mad at a random person in call

by Ssol Nosam September 22, 2020

excusting

A dramaticized version of disgusting

Abby: Did you see his new haircut today
Ava: Yes it was very much excusting

by Idaho_Abby November 14, 2020

Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020