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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay
"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton
by LxmonSage July 3, 2021
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Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018
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evening of his life

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass
That was the evening of his life.
by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004
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Even Man Out

like being the odd man out, but if you were included you would make the group an even number
John:how are things goin with your 3 roommates?
Mike: They're okay, but I always feel like the even man out
by Bigg Redd99 November 3, 2010
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exentation

A word used to tell when your last day of life is near/happening; running out out of shampoo.
As my heart started to slow, I realized that this was my day of exentation.
by The Word Wiz August 31, 2017
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