ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.

As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.

by Sh4von April 3, 2020

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024