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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017
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Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase
by Feenix79 June 2, 2024
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Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting
Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.
by AZZILA May 22, 2025
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Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
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Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.
She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability
by MOEGMOEMONEY October 8, 2019
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