Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 27, 2017
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semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas
hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(
by ilyguelas April 23, 2019
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Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
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Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek January 05, 2016
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