arturo salazar elementary school

THE WORST SCHOOL THAT EXSIST DON'T BRING YOU'RE CHILDREN KIDS HERE AT MONSTERS

I hate arturo salazar elementary school

by R168 January 24, 2017

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.

I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!

by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019

Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair

Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."

by freund April 13, 2010

Eleventy

A retarded number.

"What's the square root of 144?"
"uh...eleventy-six!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Eleventy Billion

A number used by a person to prove that he is very smart, but usually has a reverse effect on the person hearing the word. Hearing the word "eleventy" used by a person usually causes spontaneous laughter throughout the day at the utter ignorance of the party who used the word. Only three people have used the word "eleventy" in the course of history.

-Bilbo Baggins, after he became the creature Gollum, said he loved the precious eleventy times eleven.

-A.C. Slater of Saved By the Bell Fame said he hated Zack Morris more than Eleventy Screeches.

-And of course the third person is whatever Ass-Hat said it to bring you to this point of looking for it.

Ex. "The odds of that happening are worse than hitting the lottery, like eleventy billion to one..."

by Little Lord Fontleroy April 6, 2017

elementary crush

When someone has extreme affections for girl/boy when he/she
thinks it's too early to have a crush.

Example:
Bob: Y'know the guy who always gets awkward when someone talks about girls?
Fred: Steve?
Bob: Yeah. He has a total elementary crush on Sarah.

by Elementary Crushed August 26, 2009