Douche Swoosh

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A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

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Pineapple Douche

A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)

After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.

This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"

Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.

If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.

by picklesandicecreamplease December 10, 2010

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hipster douche

n. A uniquely annoying breed of hipster that is particularly skilled at ruining culture. Found in cool cities like Austin, the hipster douche takes self-irony and uselessness to a whole new level. Often seen wearing a flip brim cap and plaid, the hipster douche may pass judgment on (or ignore) anything under the sun with absolutely no knowledge of it. One may not, however, criticize him.

Example:

Hipster 1: Hey, here comes Wyatt!

Hipster 2: Wait, he just walked right past us… what a hipster douche!

by Mr. Busby January 7, 2009

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douche bag dad

A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into HER house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a Monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! He is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife's vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for assault and vandalism. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is "pressuring" him into the decision. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows!

He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.

by singlemama September 22, 2010

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