Duke

1. the finest institution of higher education in the world.

2. the undisputed greatest college basketball team, coached by god (aka mike krzyzewski).

Duke's basketball team made UNC cry by beating the hell out of them in Cameron Indoor Stadium.

by A Cameron Crazie March 23, 2005

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

Duke Blue Devils Men's Basketball

The Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team is the college basketball program representing Duke University in the ACC of NCAA Division I. It is the 4th-winningest men's basketball program of all-time and is presently coached by Mike Krzyzewski. Duke has won 4 NCAA championships (5th all-time) and appeared in 10 Championship Games (2nd all-time) and 15 Final Fours (3rd all-time), and has an NCAA-best .750 NCAA tournament winning percentage. 11 Duke players have been named the National Player of the Year. 71 players have been selected in the NBA Draft. In the 2008–2009 NBA season, Duke had more former players on NBA rosters than any other school. Duke has won the most ACC tournament championships with 19. The program also lays claim to 19 ACC regular season titles. Duke has also finished the season ranked No. 1 in the AP poll seven times and is second, behind only UCLA, in total weeks ranked as the #1 team in the nation by the AP with 121 weeks. The Blue Devils have the second longest streak in the AP Top 25 in history. ESPN recently named Duke the most prestigious NCAA Division I men's basketball program.Coach K has been at Duke since 1980. His many accomplishments include: 4 National Championships (most since 1984–85), 11 Final Fours (most since 1984–85) as well as five in a row from 1988 to 1992,19 Sweet Sixteens (most since 1984–85) and 9 straight from 1998–2006, 26 NCAA tournament berths, 78 NCAA tournament wins (most ever), Number 1 AP ranking in 15 of the past 26 seasons.

The Duke Blue Devils Men's Basketball is the greatest team ever(:

by volleyball_girl897(: May 14, 2011

phantom duke

a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money

i phantom duked the town hall steps then phantom duked on the car and almost got caught

by c,lewis October 24, 2006

dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.

My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!

by kirk September 30, 2006

duke city drainer

The act of filling the rectum of your loved one with greenchile stew and then having them excrete it in to your mouth.

"Esmerelda gave me one hell of a duke city drainer last night!"

by dirtier sanchez July 3, 2007

duke

1. to place one's male reproductive organ inside of a woman's anus in such a way resembling the style of sexual intercoarse carried out by breeds of dogs
2 to butt-fuck

"My penis has been aching ever since I duked your overweight mother last week."

by jon rom January 17, 2004