Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

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Dodge Dog

A hot dog with a quarter slice of grilled bell pepper on top, holding your toppings on like a sweet, juicy helmet. Named after William Dodge.

With all these delicious hot dogs and these bell peppers, what do I make? Dodge dogs.

by Bludonym May 24, 2014

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whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.

oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.

by ed aves October 17, 2008

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Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019

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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

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