disasterized

When a room or an area gets really messed up.

Rachel can't go out tonight because her mom said she has to clean her room. She has disasterized it.

by TantricDish August 22, 2008

disaster bomb

When you get so drunk that you ruin your chances of extending your day drinking into night drinking, thus forcing your friends to put you in a cab while they continue to party. Can also result in the cockblocking of oneself from an almost definite late night hook-up.

How did yesterday go?

-Ugh DISASTER BOMB. Drank hard cider all day and then hit up all you can drink sushi, which resulted in me passed out at 10 on a saturday night.

by Deeter421 July 23, 2010

disasterisk

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.

the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.

by retiredengr April 1, 2011

disastercore

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.

jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!

by the baker queen December 23, 2011

Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger December 12, 2012

disaster whore

One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.

1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."

by death hunter November 23, 2013

Disasterwank

A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.

Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.

The worst type of contaminated spillage.

Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?

Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!

Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!

by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014