dildo

An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool

Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.

by Greek December 28, 2005

dildo

a plastic shlong

since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed

by dr. chazzy chaz February 28, 2004

dildo smack

a physical attack with an apparatus used for sexual pleasure (dildo) also one whom is like to suffer such a blow on a regular basis.

abel sun is a dildo smack and i will dildo smack him.

by abel sun April 28, 2003

dildockery

nonsense, frivolity,fooling-around

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!

by brendan mc July 29, 2008

dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

by zackola January 13, 2008

[Dildo Blast]

v. 1.The act of penetrating someone repeatedly with a dildo. 2. Having fun with a dildo. 3. placing the dildo in an orfice and using sheer will to blast it out of said orfice.

i hope she does not tie me up and dildo blast me.

by skasteve4356 February 6, 2009

dildo casserole

After a dildo has been inserted into a female's leaky, gaping vagina, and a male's hairy, saggy buttocks, the poopy bloody cum is then baked with the dildo into a delicious treat for the whole family to enjoy. :)

After a delightful masturbational experience, Jenny decided to bake a dildo casserole for her first night meeting Daniel's family. They loved it!

Aftter beating his wife with an inflatable dildo Treva yelled, "Yo bitch! Make mez some dildo casserole wif sum o dem waffle fries! Den fo dessurt Ima need sum dildo pie n sum bloody pussy sorbet!"

by Jenielor Harvis September 29, 2009