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weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.
We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.
by ZE-bear March 24, 2003
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spybot search and destroy

Spybot Search and Destroy is a program designed to find and remove adware, spyware and malware from your system.

See also adware, spyware and malware
I just ran Spybot Search and Destroy and removed a bunch of crap from my computer!
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Destroyage

Epic amounts of destroying, Obliteration
Wow there was a lot of destroyage going on in that match
by Zapot8 March 19, 2009
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Destiny-Quest Legend

After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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destinny

An all-in-all amazing person. Destinny is a person you can tell everything and anything to, and be completely confident they'll keep it to themselves. Destinny is an amazing person to know because they're are sweet, loving, funny, and really cares about thoughs who are close to her. Destinny's love Brownies. A lot. And also care about her friends more than anything. If you know a Destinny you should keep her close. Because they make a great friend. Destinny's always try to look on the bright side of things which is an amazing quality to have. But usually all of a Destinny's qualities are amazing. Destinny's are super smiley people and are really seen not laughing or smiling. Destinny's give the greatest advice, and are willing to recieve advice. Which is yet another of their amazing qualities. Destinny's are secure with their bodies and they're personalities. They don't need to change for people. You either accept them, or you don't. They don't give a hoot.
Guy 1 - "Hey, who's that over there?"

Guy 2 - "Oh, that's Destinny! She's my super ultra mega bestfriend!"

Guy 1 - "Oh, lucky. I wish I had a super ultra mega bestfriend like her."
by _Carmel_Swag_ November 8, 2014
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Mamifest Destiny

The process by which breasts autonomously expand their territory that they feel rightly belongs to them, against any oppositions from their host.
My strap keeps falling, maybe they're just expanding and they won't stop, its like Mamifest Destiny or something!
by Alan Didion October 23, 2008
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