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Justine dela cruz

Awesome girl(usually a Filipino) who is most of the time shy, but has a good heart for everyone. She tries hard to do her work but still can't do her work, because she has a massive stress on her head.

Boys are mad to see her face because her face is damn good. Her face lightens up whenever she smiles but it turns red after seeing a man she loves because she can't overcome her shyness.
Guys: hey man see her"justine dela cruz" that's what her name. She is so good that i want to become her friend.
Justine: i can't because i don't want.
Guys: don't lie.
Justine: ..... just go to hell.
by Anonymous38206 November 25, 2021
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Self-defacing

To be forthcoming about or broadcasting ones' own deficiencies
In her self-defacing memoir, the author details her decade long addiction to setting herself on fire.
by danayala December 1, 2024
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Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.
Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..
by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025
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Dirty deacon

Where you piss while doing anal and you let it drip out with sweat, period blood and the piss into a cup and then you give the cup to your nan for Christmas dinner.
I did a dirty deacon with my nan last night

she said can we do it again tomorrow
by thebestwriter. June 20, 2025
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King Deactivation

To 3 crown an opponent through a strategic play that usually involves them trying to activate their king tower in stupid ways.
“KING DEACTIVATION!1!1!” Bobby screams as the opponent clumsily tornadoes his Pekka and Ballon to his king.
by Smegmaoverlord August 20, 2025
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shame'n the deacon

When a person pleasures there self after swearing off sex.
The monk felt bad after shame'n the deacon.
by zorrothefox January 19, 2011
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bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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