Going too far to defend your fav pixel

Going too far to defend your fav pixel is a common illness most people suffer from.

What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass

Hope this helps !

“Damn I heard Suzy suffers from Going too far to defend your fav pixel illness.” — “hope she gets better soon.”

by johncena June 9, 2021

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022

World Tower Defense

the game that is never playtested and needs an insane amount of grinding for new players.

Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.

by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022

down syndrome defender

A retard with down-syndrome abilities.
Down syndrome defenders are so fat they cant be hurt.a

Arham is such an obese down syndrome defender!

by Specialforces July 3, 2023

Syd = best skz defender

This phrase is used by skinny, (not obese skz antis), beautiful and happy followers of @channiesbuddy on tt (moas dni). I, as a proud follower of syd can confirm 😳

"Syd = best skz defender *magically becomes skinny and beautiful*"

by cat.lovr6 October 30, 2023

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004