internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

with default

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment

Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol

by Big aldo September 8, 2020

Dil Details

A quick dating profile synopsis about a person on Dil Mil.

I saw she was a Virgo in her Dil Details, and I'm compatible with Virgos.

by Dil Mil November 9, 2020

Bravely Default 2

Bravely Default 2 is the third game in the Bravely series developed by square enix. The story revolves around a man named seth putnam who is chosen by a green crack rock to find yellow crack rocks so that he can kill someone who smoked too many crack rocks. It is a beautiful story of life, friendship and jihad.

Person 1: "I have been playing Bravely Default 2 recently."

Person 2: "Did you unlock gaming yet?"

by Marla sus April 9, 2021

toretic diefailure

A group chat full of crack heads and innocents

James was a member of toretic diefailure

by Donkey mating May 17, 2021

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

Sidhu details

Shittiest detail company

Sidhu details is a fudu

by fucksidhu_details October 2, 2022