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Alabama double-down

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
by Dmriches11! July 17, 2022
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Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.
Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
by Jijjiii June 21, 2009
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Double Denim

The act of wearing Denim Jeans accompanied by a classy Denim Jacket or Denim Button-Up Shirt. Usually done by math teachers who wear the ensemble exclusively on Fridays.
That kid is doing double denim Fridays.
by HYDKEKCDKD October 28, 2009
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Double Dagger

Baltimore-based noisy loud rock band with drums/bass/vocals. A lot of the songs reference the band members' day jobs as graphic designers.
Dude, did you see Double Dagger play last night?

Yeah, it was fuckin' awesome and my ears are still ringing!
by rock dork July 19, 2006
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double-dicking

Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular

a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time

b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period

c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time

d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours

e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome

f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity
a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.

b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.

c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.

d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.

e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.

f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.
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Double Dutch Rudder

The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).
"We like to chant O-H-I-O when doing the Double Dutch Rudder on High St."
by jazzJizz November 30, 2009
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double dragon

1. an extremely popular arcade game from the late 80's that involved roaming the streets and beating up gangsters.
2. a woman having 2 penises in her vagina simultaneously.
1. double dragon was a wicked cool game.
2. i saw a double dragon in that porno, man that was fucked up
by Russell Berry September 3, 2004
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