When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017
Get the direct port injectionmug. The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.
"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"
by I'm delusional October 18, 2020
Get the One Directionmug. One direction is one of the best boy band ever they were formed on the 23rd of July 2010 on a tv show called the X factor. The band is formed by Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. The band took a break in 2016 for 18 months but still haven’t come back. There fandom is called directioners and currently the boys have there own solo careers.
Person: one direction is never coming back together
Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall
Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall
by Directioner 💚🤍🧡💙💚💛💞💞💞💞 May 7, 2020
Get the One directionmug. I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019
Get the immaculate directionmug. by She hahaha a hunches HD don’t June 16, 2021
Get the One directionmug. to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent
- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020
Get the one direction's lifemug. The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners
by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022
Get the Use as Directedmug.