Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Miniature pieces of Toast that is made by some Crazy Chef Guy.

Cinnamon Toast crunch is the best thing in the world.

by FlimsyBomb June 15, 2015

council of beetroot

The new council which over threw the beloved Council Of Water sheep is now the protector of bro land.

Let’s all praise the council of beetroot

by Lollopolol September 14, 2019

Council Estate

The birthplace and feeding ground of most (if not all) chav scum. Usually can be indentified by the pricks in tracksuits hanging around outside talking about how they can fuck up their already shitty cars even more and the graffiti on the concrete pillars.

Council Estates are fucking shit holes which I would never set foot in on purpose.

by Berserker24 March 12, 2010

Crunchilishious

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

by opraah July 17, 2007

Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010