you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Wally holly nil crookes

Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.

Woah that’s wally holly nil crookes she’s extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!

by Jenny coolio May 14, 2020

Hot crossed buns

The sexual act of coming on a females ass and then having another female eat it Hence "Hot CROSSED buns"

Jimmy gave lisa hot crossed buns and tina topped it off

by Mikestehlamest February 9, 2010

Crowser

an annoying person that thinks that they are cool with everyone when infact they are not.

Fucking crowser stop doing that shit and go away.

by ElReydeLosChingones July 18, 2009

crooked strike

when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.

teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.

by Teryll &+ Charles August 10, 2007

Crowsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a void demon named Crow who eats bottle caps and wears his hair up in a man bun. Oh, and he’s a pissy baby. He’s also 7’0.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Crow: you’re a fucking bottom that’s what you are.
Logan: bitch—

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

cromosexual

a person that rejects people with any variation of "crow" in their name. Often ignorant and scared of the various "crow family values". Not to be mistaken of with a phobia of the bird.

Tom: I just saw Sheryl Crowe on TV, I broke out in a cold sweat!
Jack: What are you man, a cromosexual?

by Ken Tirlone January 12, 2008