creampied

Cream on the pie

Person: Do you want creampied?
Person 2: WHAT?!

Person: Cream on the pie

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

creampie

cum inside a girl's pussy or asshole

Andrew liked to see the creampie he'd made after cumming in a girl

by joan of arc May 13, 2005

Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.

The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.

by CreeperStash March 13, 2008

creep ass nigga

Someone who creeps up on you. Most of the time its unexpected.

"Hey dude look at that cop slowly rollin by."
"yeah man hes slowing down whatta creep ass nigga"

by jerreemmyy December 4, 2007

Creeper Res

Abbreviated for Creeper Resolution. An absurdly high resolution used on photos and videos that reveals the most detailed sexual parts of a woman. Leads mostly to Fapping.

Hey Rick, Robert took some great creeper res shots last week at the dance team auditions last week. Let's go fap to them.

by Litoz April 19, 2010

creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009