Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crackin' Rig

When a person has a nice ass, bum, bottom, behind, booty, rear end, posterior etc. Usually used to describe women.

She had a crackin' rig

by killajr July 5, 2011

crackini

a bikini or pair of exercise shorts that go up your butt and show your ass crack.

person 1: dude look at that girls ass! its fiiiineee
person 2: yeah but shes wearing a total crackini.

by unicorns are real bro August 5, 2012

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Crackin'

Asking what's up or how are you doing.

Yo, what's crackin' my homie?

by DaBossBro128 January 1, 2016

Crawking

The sound a person makes when a penis is inserted too far into the throat, invoking a gag-reflex, typically accompanied by extreme salivation or vomiting.

She was sucking my cock, and when I grabbed her head and pushed it down further, the bitch started crawking!

by heavymongo June 18, 2016