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cocky

1. overly bragging about self-appearance, how many girls want him, or how good he is at something. It's really annoying...just sayin'

2. Brett
That Brett bastard is one cocky son of a bitch.
by iwillneverletthisgo May 9, 2011
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tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.
Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.
by bauer bud February 7, 2010
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Cookbook

A book brought over by the aliens to Earth. Originally treated as if it were to help man and when the title was discovered to be "To Serve Man". When later translated it was discovered to be a cookbook. These events only happened after we put our full trust into the aliens.
Juliet: "Mr. Chambers, NO! Don't get on that ship, the book, i translated it. Its... Its a cookbook!"
by BearMan74 March 13, 2008
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kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).
I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.
by Adam Foster July 29, 2008
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sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
by mike read August 13, 2003
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Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006
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