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Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd May 10, 2011
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I cunt comment

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.
‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’
by I cunt comment May 18, 2022
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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status
anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
by mindy444 February 19, 2011
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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Comment Copier

Comment Copier: A person who finds an original comment online, copies and pastes it elsewhere, and posts it as their own to gain likes and approval. Often, this results in a cycle of verbal garbage, making the comment sections messy and less engaging. It’s essentially a new form of cyber graffiti and, for some bizarre reason, it gets loads of likes. It clutters up the whole internet. Basically, it's yesterday's news, normally used. Alot by Facebook friend collectors a lot to the untrained eye, they look clever and witty. One of the worst forms of this is on the YouTube music videos comment section stating listening to this stating the current year or sometimes, far into the future
Lee: Frank, every time I think of a good tune to listen to on YouTube, I scroll down the comment section. As you do, there's always some Muppet comment copier on their posting Anybody listening to this in 2025 ? With about 300 likes, i it does my brain in bruv LOL..

Frank :I know Bruv, it's like they think we have forgotten what year we are living in, Bruv. LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 4, 2025
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