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colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
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Bay Colony

1) Adj- Extremely rich, snotty, white, and preppy. Used to describe kids from ages 12-17 living in Eastern Virginia. See douche bag.

2)Noun- A place in Virginia Beach, Virginia where wealthy children run around pretending they are cool and that they are highly respected in society.
1) Did you see that girl? My God, she was so Bay Colony.

2) Bay Colony Girl- OMG, I can't believe we're doing this. We are so bad!
Bay Colony Guy- I know, loitering in school after hours makes us such daredevils.
by trololo69 October 25, 2011
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colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!
by mvolfman October 29, 2010
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Colon Monarch

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.
by Buck October 19, 2003
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Colonia windmil

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.
"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:
by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010
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Coldone

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang
Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?
by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021
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Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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