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Albion College

A small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of Michigan.

The students find creative uses for their time. Activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, "socializing", socializing, Greek life, and Facebooking.

Class sizes are small. Course content is challenging. There's a rock and some squirrels.
by notsomejerk September 14, 2011
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Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."
"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"
by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008
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college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weedsignificantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
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so college

The phrase "so college" is meant to convey the difference between the college environment and the real world. In college students can relax all day and act like adults but survive on others' money, and be ridiculous and irresponsible without consequence.
student 1: Spotted on the quad: a couple kissing, guys playing ultimate, and people singing and playing guitar.
student 2: that's so college.

student 1: last night was so college...I woke up in a stranger's room on the floor with popcorn in one hand and beer in the other. I still managed to make it to class by 9.
student 2: SO college. way to go.
by collegestudent37 April 28, 2011
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greensborough college

A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
by cunty1 April 21, 2017
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The Evergreen State College

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!
by heyu April 5, 2009
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Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*
by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010
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