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Colin Powell 

Someone in our government who is actually smart.
Colin Powell is smarter than Bush or Chaney!
Colin Powell by Anonymous June 23, 2003

colin firth 

Possible the greatest current British actor!So v., v. gorgeous! Also quite talented-he has done many more fabulous movies besides Bridget Jones'I & II (although those are great, too!)I really don't see how there is ANY competition between him and Hugh Grant (please....).I quite agree with the previous definition..he is not old! Overall, the best British import since The Beatles (and Cadbury's Milk Tray).
Hey, it's Mr. Darcy!
No, it's Colin Firth!
Stop, you're both right!
colin firth by Bridget J. December 31, 2004

Colin Kaepernick

Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.

If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.
Colin Kaepernick will never play another NFL game again.
Colin Kaepernick by jc4493 November 18, 2019

Colin Newman 

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."
Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.
Colin Newman by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009

Colin Hanks 

Tom Hank's son who stars in Orange County and is kinda hot
Colin Hanks by Kayla October 18, 2003

colin greenwood 

contary to popular belief the driving force behind the popular rock band radiohead. he has an overrated brother called jonny greenwood who has spaffy hair but is far inferior to colin who pretends to be the band's humble bass player but alas is much more. also has the sexiest voice ever and likes can, david bowie and being intelligent.
oh my god! colin greenwood's dancing better than thom yorke!
colin greenwood by takeshi February 1, 2004