Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
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Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
by Dr. Scrote December 28, 2007
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Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
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Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
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