Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

choad

used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average

hey whats up choad, ha choad

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

choad

In fact when your rod is wider than its length.

Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!

by cyrusam November 3, 2006

choaderette

Choaderette refers to a man or woman that enjoys oral sex with a woman who has a choad.

You are a choaderette.

by pixil September 23, 2004

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009

Choadal Recall

The constant reminder that Donald Trump is as much dick as asshole

The RNC was one giant Choadal Recall event

by ChuckDelta August 1, 2016