Chiara

She can come across shy and reserved, but once you get closer, you'll find out about her wacky sense of humour and one-of-a-kind personality. She is a extremely gorgeous, and though it seems "beauty" isn't something she particularly cares about, she can still feel a little insecure from time to time. Her most notable feature is her beautiful eyes. She is passionate about her hobbies, and will fight for her loved ones if she needs too. Chiara is basically the QUEEN of burns and comebacks, and is a force to be reckoned with when mad. She also has great taste in memes and music!

"Chiara is so funny! Her jokes are really hilarious, and she had me giggling all through Geography!"

by Shrektasticlife October 28, 2017

Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.

I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

chair dancing

v. To dance in a chair (Normally a computer chair, but doesn't have to be.) while sitting. Sometimes done when listening to a cellcert, when bursting out into song (randomly or otherwise) or just because you feel like it

Angel bursted out singing "Oops I did it again" and she started chair dancing.

by hickschicks2010 July 23, 2008

Canada's Chair

USA , United States of America. In reference to the USA being smaller in size and being located below Canada geographically.

Canada's Chair seems to be the most popular response to America's Hat. Another version is Canada's Diaper or Canada's Bottom Bitch.

by stilleavy April 14, 2010

Chair Leg

The suprise of inserting a finger in a mans ass whilst giving him a blow job

that felt like a chair leg up my ass

by Pond February 2, 2007

chair yo' ass

An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.

Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.

by GQ December 3, 2003

Chair 37

To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.

Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.

When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.

by kajoe January 8, 2009