Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.

Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right

by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013

Wave Check

When someone wit the freshest waves takes off their du rag for a viral video

Yooooo javazion do a Wave check I know u got sauce

by Travongotswag January 11, 2019

The Check Point Paradox

When playing a video game that uses checkpoints instead of normal saves, you pass the check point before a boss or tough group of monsters, with your character's health less than 25%. The monsters promptly destroy your character making you re-spawn at the last check point with still minimal health and no way to turn back without starting a new save or finding a glitch. This happens to many gamers and causes frustration about the inability to advance further into the storyline.

(guy 1) Yo can I borrow your gameboy to play some Final Fantasy?

(guy 2) Naw I'm stuck in The Check Point Paradox!

by Deathrifle7 April 24, 2010

seat check

Anouncing that you are reserving your spot when you have to get up and get something.

"I'm gonna get a beer. Seat check."

by jolene January 15, 2004

Pecker Checker

Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower.

AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer

Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Big booty butt cheeks

a big phat booty thats just so big, juicy, and rotund that jiggles with every step

OMG!!! did you see the way her big booty butt cheeks jiggled as she walks??

by TC/TH April 7, 2010