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checking a bag

To make a large sum of money
by mr. b January 2, 2014
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Stalker Check

Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.

This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.

what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.

however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.

in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!

Guy 2: What gives you that impression?

Guy 1: Stalker Check!

Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009
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Stalker Check

An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"

"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009
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check into cash

A place where stupid people go to cash checks for ridiculous un-fathomable fees that never understood how to add and subtract. If you think it’s convenient just understand that you are contributing to a 3 foot tall 800 pound mans ferrari and mansion payments. They sponsor some shitty wigger rapper and are so encumbered with greed and no acknowledgement of anyone other then themselves if there was a purge i know too many people that would spend the whole purge time severing limbs torturing, seeing how many hundred dollar bills that fat piece of shit can eat , etc. etc.
Damn I make 3k a month but can’t manage money worth a fuck. Let’s take my pay stub to check into cash so I can get a payday loan because it makes me fully erect when I think about making payments for two years on a loan for a single week of pay. Thanks you fat greedy fuck.
by PleaseDontGoToCheckintocash January 23, 2018
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slack-check

Verifying the correctness of information by saying or posting something that is wrong, and having people correct you.

The people doing the correcting are typically known as "suckers."

In short, slack-checking is like fact-checking, with less work involved (except for the suckers).
1. Why bother reading about it when you can slack-check it on the internet?

2. (In a 1675 letter by Isaac Newton's lesser-known, wiser and lazier twin brother): "If I have seen further it is by slack-checking on the shoulders of Giants."
by Jamazon March 16, 2023
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Drive-by check-in

Checking in into an establishment on Foursquare when you're around the area but not really there. Usually done by people who just want to unlock badges or get mayorships.
Friend: "Hey, I saw you checked into Wal-Mart last night, I was there, but didn't see you!"

You: "Yea, that was a drive-by check-in. I just wanna make sure I was still mayor."
by Sharkyire13 January 8, 2012
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woke check

When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
by leep_73 June 26, 2018
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