golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

by peeepsie July 29, 2024

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Cart

The thing that your mom make you push at a super market

Son come push this cart I’m tired

You a man come push this cart for me

Son go get the cart for me

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

cart goblin

(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021