Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush

"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."

by Kinderella November 19, 2019

Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.

Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.

by Vegas P May 31, 2017

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015