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A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
by Testeacles April 1, 2023
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