Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.
The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
by Yatez November 2, 2007
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High school student (to other student): does she mean "YOLO?"
High school student (to other student): does she mean "YOLO?"
by Johnny768 November 5, 2012
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When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
by joose206 June 1, 2012
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Roman Boy: hey, wanna have sex?
Roman Girl: i dunno...
Roman Boy: c'mon, carpe diem!
Roman Girl: okay!
Roman Girl: i dunno...
Roman Boy: c'mon, carpe diem!
Roman Girl: okay!
by puer romanus January 27, 2009
Get the carpe diem mug.when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.
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Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?
Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
by BigDonk August 29, 2012
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