A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.
by gnfhts June 24, 2020
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Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
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by BennTy August 26, 2020
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Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.
Callum is the best at balancing
by Godgift124 September 10, 2020
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Get the Callum mug.Callum Stewart is by far one of the best kids you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, caring, funny, cute and over all just a amazing person. He’s so much fun to be around and so easy to talk you, you can’t help but smile when your around him. Can’t wait to grow closer to him because he’s honestly just a great person :)
by Koolguys69420 September 11, 2020
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