apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

by yerp July 3, 2003

Home Computer

1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.

Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

computer mash

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."
"Like how?"
"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

by Springloaded April 25, 2006

cloud computing

If one could consider the internet itself as being similar to a "cloud", in the way that it seemingly floats ubiquitously over everything and is not owned by anyone, cloud computing is using a cheap, rudimentary computer terminal as the only hardware you need in order to accomplish fully functional computing.

Man! Alhamdullilah that each one of us is finally able through cloud computing to stop being tied down to all that duplicative hardware!

by pamschel May 23, 2008

apple computer

crap

by dookie July 3, 2003

apple computer

part of the fruits computer series

i much prefer the orange computer than the apple computer

by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003

gangster computer

A computer that consists of HD less than a gig, and a RAM of 56 kilobytes.

pseudonym: "Ayo my nigga Luponatanyo"

Luponatanyo: "watz gOoD mAH ma1lV nigga pseudonym?"

pseudonym: "I trip on deh weed n shit can i download pr0n?"

Lupoatanyo: "Iight go ahead, dat shiit mad fazt i jus got upgrade on dat"

pseudonym: "NiiGGA DiiS shit jus TuR off on me, man DiiS is a, gangster computer."

by Majin STA October 18, 2008