coitee

A participant of the act of coitus

"i hear their CEO smells like curry and falls asleep during coitus"

"depends on the coitee"

by jatayu August 14, 2013

coitus mentis

recovered enough to think clearly after sex (particularly applies to men)
From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).

Kylie: Oi, are you coitus mentis yet? I want to go shopping!
Jack: Huh?

by adriancccc May 20, 2015

Coiteous

the act of being courteous after sexual relations

Lloyd was coiteous to Alex by making her breakfast after a long night of loving.

by deglester July 31, 2016

Comic book squad

A group of people who are geeks or nerds. they usually talk about minecraft or other games and atlease one person likes comics. They hang about together.

The comic book squad walked up to the bullys and said " stop it pick on someone your own size" the bullys all ganged up on them.

by Scottish fag November 10, 2016

comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.

yo dude your mom has a comet box.

by suhhbreh August 20, 2017

coital wave

A short period of time where two monogamous lovers have far more sex than usual

She just came off of her period and he has to leave on a business trip next week, if they don't have a coital wave in that bedroom they should just break up.

by Pool Toledo February 22, 2018

coital canal

The vagina

I had a great meal at the coital canal

by Trmonahan March 11, 2018