Catflaps

fanny flaps but on a cat =

Fuckface: Wow Look At Those Catflaps On that Cat Going Through the Catflap
Shithead: Whoaaa!! They're Huge!

by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

catflatulence

verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".

When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.

"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."

by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009

Cafudling

1.To perform or watch something of a somewhat fondling sexual manner, with astonishment yet enjoyment.

1. I saw you and your husband cafudling in the back garden yesterday.
2.She cafudled with me on the sofa

by Mr Latex Economist April 23, 2011

Catfish Caught Up

The act of being obsessed with in an internet romance with a catfish. See definition for catfish.

Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.

I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.

by KattLee January 23, 2014

Cafumpy

State of grumpiness, due to lack of caffeine.

That guy I saw in the elevator this morning seemed very cafumpy.

by CountryKay February 15, 2014

Catsuiting

The act of buying something really expensive at a place and it is 10 times cheaper everywhere else

i went to the store and bought a catsuit i liked for $75, later i checked the interwebz for it and every website i went to it was $20. i was just Catsuiting

by Midgeyjewsweets January 30, 2015

catfoot

to walk or move stealthily as a cat does; to pussyfoot.

He always catfoots to his bedroom to bang his wife.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 26, 2014