Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10

That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents

by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

carinaitis

When you have an obsession over Doki Doki Literature Club.

"Doki Doki Literature Club is my favorite!"
"Man, I think you have Carinaitis"

by TheFrogDog1234 May 7, 2018

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

Carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

cailin towler

saggy patato

cailin towler has saggy patato fanny plus tuna hanging out it

by amy1642 September 19, 2019