uh a burger?

When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"

A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'

by burgers please June 6, 2018

Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Burger Bouncer

A person who or plans to order a burger at the last minute.

It's 1 minute before closing time, and this burger bouncer came in!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019

tore a burger

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

by AJKazooie August 25, 2019

sargent burger

When you are in JROTC and you think you are a Sargent but you are obese as fuck

This kid in my class is a Sargent burger

by Poopy Dicky April 10, 2017

whopper burger

a whopper burger is a big burger that has a meat patty made of 100% medium sized child and the toppings are ... lettuce, pickles, mayo, cyanide, tomato and ketchup

let's go get a whopper burger

by seanpele April 24, 2017

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018