bumping cheeks

A reference to sexual activity with your man or woman.

What do you mean you don't remember bumping cheeks last night?

by Meldavo May 27, 2017

Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!

Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!

by Butler069 September 23, 2016

Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.

Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps

by mimalicous June 18, 2010

Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009

Whore Bump

Deep Pimples That Are Usually Infected and Refuse To Pop.

This damn whore bump is ruining my face, can't even hide it.

by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018