Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

blond

A hair yellow color that has two spellings (blonde is for females and blond is for males.) Hair color is fairly rare, and has nothing to do with intelligence.

I am one of the smartest people at my school, and I am a blond guy (getting a B+ in a fairfax county high school AP world history course.)

by Gold Scalp January 21, 2009

blonde ambition

"Blonde ambition" is when brunettes think that blonde hair will make them more attractive, therefore they spend money on highlights and other salon products to become blonde.They are not satisfied with the hair color they were born with and have low self esteem about their generic hair color.

Brunette-"Hey I would like blonde highlights"(God I can't wait to be blonde, maybe now (Name of random guy) will look at me!ie. blonde ambition.
Salon Owner-"That will be $40.

by KaTy360 April 11, 2006

Blondes

Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.

Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class

by Ayee_This_Chick November 9, 2012

Strawberry blonde

Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors.

"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)

Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.

So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!

"Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"

"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"

"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."

by IKnowEverythingThatYouDont March 29, 2012

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)

I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.

by Tough Titties February 28, 2014