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Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
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The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies
by jew slapper April 22, 2011
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Blikkity Bloppity Bloo

Any kind of unverifiable or unfounded assertion that has no basis and fact.
Grandpa: This all looks so familiar, that means we are all going to die in a fire ball of madness!
Kyle: Grandpa, that just sounds like a whole bunch of blikkity bloppity bloo.
by The Mayans March 5, 2014
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Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!
by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019
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baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.
The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!
by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019
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Floppert Bloppert

A Floppert Bloppert is a person who is working in the army and deescalates differrent situations in foreign countries
The Floppert Bloppert talked to the locals to blopper the situation.
by A bottle of wine December 19, 2020
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angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.
It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!
by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023
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