Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.

She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.

by Godd'm March 5, 2019

badabingbada blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food

I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin

by doody warbucks December 23, 2011

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

raspberry blumpkin

the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world

Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.

by tha fuckin infidel August 8, 2006