Beardcore

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.

The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.

by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010

Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.

by BeardMaster January 26, 2010

grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

Calm yo beard

The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.

Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..

by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009

Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009

Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

by cum nugget June 23, 2010